The Worst Thing I've Ever Watched

It's a TWTIEW Christmas Special Episode! Colleen and Helen review and recap one of the most painful to watch movies we've seen in a while, and that's really saying something: The Spirit of Christmas. A heartwarming film that solves a Christmas mystery about a ho-ghost who falls in love with a woman who has almost no redeeming qualities and is weirdly willing to throw down for 12 days with a ghost -- that's how desperate she is for the D.

In this episode, Colleen and Helen crack open the final movie in the Halloween franchise! Did we see the original Halloween remake in 2018? No! Have we watched the other two new films? Yes! Does it matter? Probably not because it's not like these films are reinventing the wheel here. But very serendipitous that we recorded the 13th Halloween film on our 13th episode. Spooky!

In part two of this two part episode, Helen and Colleen dig into the action packed portion of Halloween Kills! Michael Myers inexplicably killing people with objects that seem far too involved, Jamie Lee Curtis in hospital with a knife shooting morphine into her ass, and poor Judy Greer being a badass! This Halloween we are accidentally celebrating the Halloween franchise as we picked this movie and now are so mystified we need to watch them all .

Part 1 of the break down of Halloween Kills -- the twelfth and penultimate installment in the Halloween franchise. This movie is so jam packed up hilarious and awful gore and plotlines, we had to break it into two episodes!

In the first Halloween episode of the season, Colleen and Helen break down a film that has a powerful 15% on Rotten Tomatoes and 3 stars on IMDB. The one and only, Wicker Man, of Youtube fame for it's hilariously awful sequences that include but aren't limited to Nick Cage being attacked by a swarm of bees. This confusing remake from 2006 of a classic British thriller by Neil Labute of Broadway fame will leave you scratching your head and wondering where they went right.

On this episode, Helen and Colleen dive into a dating show that radiates early 2000s VH1/MTV energy reminiscent of NEXT and more. This show on Hulu takes people on blind dates and has "comedians" aka people who are so unknown they don't even bother introducing them live reacting to the dates as they happen. Join us next week for the beginning of our Halloween specials!

Helen and Colleen mine the depths of the 1991 film Bingo, a truly horrible film that took us to new levels of awfulness. This movie chronicles the journey of a dog named -- you guessed it -- BINGO! And they will remind you of this by saying his name or singing the bingo song every five minutes. Then towards the end there's some unhinged singing and a discussion of Yahtzee and how it got it's name, as well as U2 randomly.