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Not with a Bang - Chapter 13
Season 6, Ep. 13
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Chapter 13 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Piano Music:
Andante from Piano Concerto No. 21 KV 467 "Elvira Madigan" As composed by Mozart
Played by Piano Markus on Youtube
Original Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUDf9t5mhUc&list=RDmUDf9t5mhUc&start_radio=1
Music used on the basis of Public Domain rights.
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