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Dannys 40th, Crate Day & The Bondi Bad Boys | Episode 13
Danny has officially hit 40 — and somehow celebrated it exactly how you'd expect: on a boat, surrounded by questionable characters and even more questionable decisions.
This week the boys unpack Danny’s 40th before getting stuck into the week’s news — typhoons, Grand Final week for noth codes and the bizarre Tones and I saga that’s left the NRL without its planned headline act.
Then we get into footy trips and just how diabolical a group of grown men can become when they're allowed away for a weekend, before tackling the important issues: is it acceptable as a grown man to have qwells on a boat and has airport food prices completely lost the plot?
Plus, Crate Day, the Bondi Bad Boys and everything coming up for the Grand Final long weekend for bothe fellas.
For those who used to, and those who still do.
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Alpha Fight Night, Grand Final & Servo Wood | Episode 14
56:34|This week: Alpha Blokes Fight Night, an unprofessional amount of Grand Final beers, and the embarrassing journey of buying servo wood. Plus plenty of other shit that probably shouldn’t have made the podcast like always.
12. Snow Machine, Bad Knees & Wild Bucks Parties | Episode 12
01:02:31||Season 1, Ep. 12Snow Machine, Bad Knees & Wild Bucks PartiesDanny’s back from Snow Machine in Queenstown — and somehow returned with a cooked knee, a few questionable decisions and another story for the books.This week the boys unpack Danny’s NZ adventure, including him completely fucking his knee, the return of terrible nicknames and the Kiwi institution that is Crate Day.Clay gives us his Weekend Wrap-Up, including how the health kick is going and whether he's actually becoming a changed man.Then things get loose with some absolutely cooked bucks-party stories, before the boys turn their attention to the next looming disaster: Danny’s 40th birthday.For those who used to, and those who still do.
11. Toadfish, Toilet Bowls & Woodenbong | Episode 11
55:23||Season 1, Ep. 11Weekend Warriors is BACK!Danny and Clay are back — and somehow things have only gotten more cooked.Danny breaks down the chaos of throwing a rave on the Neighbours set, we investigate emus getting into police chases, some old school booze scams, and ask the important question: are Yowies actually roaming around Woodenbong?Meanwhile, Clay contributes to the show by spending his entire weekend on the toilet.Neighbours raves, emu police chases, booze scams, Yowies and toilet bowls.Just another completely unnecessary episode of Weekend Warriors.
10. Cougars, Footy Trips & UFO's | Episode 10
50:57||Ep. 10This week on Weekend Warriors, we’re covering everything from cougars to UFOs. We wrap up the biggest stories making news, unpack our weekend wind-up, and dive into some absolutely cooked footy trip stories that probably should’ve stayed on the footy trip.Cougars, conspiracies, questionable decisions and the week that was — another completely unnecessary episode of Weekend Warriors.
Shit Blokes, Performative Males & Huge Dumps | Episode 9
55:00|We wind down the weekend and wind up for the next one, Choc gets us across everything happening in sport, and we investigate with Chrissy why Gen Z's have suddenly decided they need to spend 8k to take a photo in the Dolomites in Italy.We learn about performative males, Danny talks about huge dumps and a growing list of shit that's been pissing us off.Just another completely unnecessary load of dribble from The Weekend Warriors.For those who used to, and those who sometimes still do.
Redfoo, Yowies & Pigeon Racing | Episode 8
55:47|Weekend Warriors is back, and as usual, we’re all over the place. We get into the little things that piss us off, dive into urban myths, hear about a seriously bad spin-out in Amsterdam, mushrooms in Thailand, mistakes from the weekend and plenty of other random shit along the way.Plus Redfoo, Yowies and pigeon racing somehow make their way into the conversation.Weekend Warriors — for those who did, and those who sometimes still do.
7. Sick Pies, Moonies & Dog Food Reviews | Episode 7
59:15||Season 1, Ep. 7This week on Weekend Warriors, absolutely nothing is off limits.We somehow end up debating sick pies, dive in to were the Moonie has gone, review eating dog food, and, as always, going completely off the rails.Along the way we wrap up our weekends, share what's coming up this week, and dive into all the weird conversations, hot takes and random observations that make Weekend Warriors what it is.If you've ever had a conversation with your mates that started in one place and ended somewhere completely unexpected... this one's for you.For those who used to... and those who still do. 🍻
6. ADHD, Suspensions & Big Cox | Episode 6
59:02||Season 1, Ep. 6This week on Weekend Warriors, we dive into Danny's ADHD habits, the school suspensions that probably weren't that surprising, canteen hacks every Aussie kid remembers and some they prob didn't know, and the little side hustles that somehow made us money.We also catch up on the weekend that was—Clay's trip to Merimbula, Danny's night out on the town, a few questionable decisions, plenty of laughs, and what's coming up this weekend.For those who used to... and those who still do.