The Watchers' Rewatch

Hellhounds threaten The Prom (generic important high school dance number Idontknowivelostcountatthispoint). Angel starts to make important choices about his future with Buffy (or lack thereof).Also Cordy has to earn money. Gasp!

Snyder busts the scoobies for drug dealing with... The Mayor? Then the drugs get out and attack people, including a security guard who gets his face eaten off....In actuality, Buffy takes the offensive and discovers an important part of the Mayor's ascension - the box of Gavrok. She plots a heist to nab said box, which goes successfully.... except Faith nabs Willow in the process. Swapsies occur, along with knife-throwing, face-eating and aspersions cast about the validity of Buffy and Angel's relationship. Gasp!

Trigger warning: over 3 hours in length.Trigger warning: Brits talking about gun control.Trigger warning: Jago talking about platinum trophies and XCom.Trigger warning: trigger warnings.Trigger warning: learning styles and presence or lack thereof of inner monologues and visualisation.Trigger warning: Giles having sex with your Mother (ok not *your* Mother...).

Faith gets her hands on the books of ascension (at a hefty discount too) and plans to lure Angel to ... us. As in, to Angelus. But after a snafu with a light switch and a shrouded man of uncertain loyalties, she gives away some of the Mayor's plans to B & A. Psyche!

Anya is seeking the return of her pendant and enlists Willow (aka Old Reliable) in said quest. Then shenanigans ensue and whoopsie-daisies vampire Willow is now loose in our Sunnydale. Aw, beans. Further shenanigans then follow.

The aftermath of Faith killing Allan shows psychological distress, emotional manipulation, and absolutely no enjoyment from using the shredder. No, not the TMNT villain, that's always enjoyable.Also, I'm not saying a slightly trained man shouldn't be written to approach a bound Slayer's legs, but it is weird that it happens two more times before the end of season 4...

There are some apocalypse demons in town, capable of going one on one with a Slayer. At the same time, the Hellmouth is due to erupt again, and this time it's grown! Giles resorts to consulting with spirit guides outside our temporal restrictions. Buffy and Angel face emotional decisions about which of them might survive the climactic fight, Willow prepares to cast a spell more dangerous than any she has attempted before, Faith shares a more personal side than we have seen from her before, and Oz is in an even more feral than normal werewolf phase.Oh, and this episode isn't about any of that. It's about Xander, a car, and a cake. And it's actually pretty flipping good.

It's Buffy's birthday, so it's time to... what's the word.... celebrate? No, that's not it... Prepare! That's the one! Prepare for horror and bloodshed that is. Of course.In a remarkably "on the nose" assessment of patriarchal power structures Buffy is having her physical agency reduced so that she can prove she's worthy of said physical agency. Or something. It's entirely barbaric and unnecessary so let's not waste time working out the actual purpose. She is to be locked in a building with an insane vampire and use her wits to defeat him. Until the whole plan goes sideways, said vampire creates a minion and goes out into the world. With the whole scenario compromised, the council scraps it and calls in help to deal with the now out of control vampire.... this just in... no they don't do that at all, they just let her walk into an even more dangerous situation, including an innocent hostage...For goodness' sake.