In which the increasingly unpseudonymic Crow remembers a scary egg, and a pair of bright eyes that might well be the last thing you ever see

The Ghost Train rattles on and on/The Crow is finally winning/A thing with eyes and teeth so bright/is watching you and grinning

Episode 9: "You know and I know"

In which Crow invites you back and tries to pretend that it's all absolutely normal and you should ignore that noise

Episode 9: "In a dark, dark box"

In which Crow takes a long drive and needs a hug

Episode 8: "Dancing round the pylon, under the moon"

In which Crow invites a mystery voice to help her scare the nice people at home

Episode 7: "dialling/drowning/dying"

In which Crow has the blues, shares a weird secret, and wanders through the Night Gallery

Episode 6: "Submitted for your approval"

In which Crow talks very fast about Christmas, neglecting the "ghost" bit of the Ghost Train in favour of being very, very queer at you

Episode 5: "It's got PYLONS!"

In which Crow become unaccountably emotional, outs herself about a bunch of stuff and encounters a supernatural snowstorm.  Merry December!

On this show, we talk wildly about mental health, ghosts, invented folklore, and being a bit giddy about nice things.

Episode 4: "Queer non-moneggamy for the win"

In which Crow is joined by the wonderful Retrotuber Adam, and they both run in terror from a scary kid.  An extra long episode because I can't keep my gob shut.

Episode 3: "It troubles me so"

In which Crow meets a demon dog, a witchy wound, and a mass of malevolent chalk

Welcome to the Violet Ghost Train, where Halloween never ends, where Christmas Eve is always haunted, and where every summer's day ends in a thunderstorm. I'm Crow Violet. Got your ticket ready?

Episode 2: "Still, I wouldn't move it"

Where Halloween is never over, Christmas is always full of ghosts, and summer always ends in a thunderstorm. We talk nonsense about creepy film and TV, with the odd ghost story or folk tale thrown in. If you've ever woken up sad and lonely on November 1st, you're amongst friends here.

The Violet Ghost Train

The Violet Ghost Train

All Episodes

2. Episode 9: "You know and I know"

1. Episode 9: "In a dark, dark box"

8. Episode 8: "Dancing round the pylon, under the moon"

7. Episode 7: "dialling/drowning/dying"

6. Episode 6: "Submitted for your approval"

5. Episode 5: "It's got PYLONS!"

4. Episode 4: "Queer non-moneggamy for the win"

3. Episode 3: "It troubles me so"

Episode 2: "Still, I wouldn't move it"