The Upshot

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.Live from Wimbledon Common, we investigate the dogging epidemic sweeping the All England ClubPlus: Lamine Yamal jetskiing with pornstars, Erling Haaland’s teenage fantasy comes true, and Cruz Beckham turns on Brooklyn.Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).Links from the pod:Cruz Beckham’s music: https://www.tiktok.com/@cruzbeckham/video/7518534447138917654?lang=en Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersWhen we left off, Rio had fled the sinking ship at Leeds and moved to the biggest club of them all.And our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells…

Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers(Do it in your browser, not the Patreon app - it's cheaper).In the mid naughties, Michael Caroll was public enemy number one.Over eight short years, Mad Mikey spunked his £10m lottery win on coke, fast cars and four day Roman orgies.But you can’t deny he had a fucking good time.From terrorising Christian discos to naked waitresses with cocaine canapes, meet the Lotto Lout…

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados?Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).Links from the pod:Boca Juniors fans on a rollercoaster: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1933896243022873053 Infantino taking a corner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/ Katie Price and Wayne Lineker flogging Supreme CBD: https://x.com/_DIGB/status/1935075113478557922 Joshua Zirkzee daggering: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1l8qsv4/zirkzee/ British sumo wrestler: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lnedjkgr5o Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

Get part 2 instantly and support the pod when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersWith his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s easy to forget Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls Royce of a defender.But off the pitch, the wheels sometimes came off.He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard.From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story…

On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal...Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod.Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).Links from the show:Dad pretending to score in front of the Kop - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKo2bensyrI/ Dreadlock holiday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4

Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowersThese days, Liverpool are a well oiled football machine.But back in the mid-90s, the likes of Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp and Razor Ruddock were the ultimate Premier League playboys.They dated Page 3 girls, necked 25 pints after matches and pissed themselves to ward off defenders.From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys…Links from the pod:Louise’s One Kiss from Heaven video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBvflS2KBs&t=119sFowler snorting celebration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36FJk4OQaw 

Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus extended cuts and no more pesky ads:www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=shownotes(Sign up in your browser, not the patreon app - it’s cheaper).On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s Links from the pod:Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328 Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7 Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9 Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641 Get 15% off and free shipping at manscaped.com  when you use code UPSHOT

With special guest Paul Watson.Listen to the Sweeper Pod: https://linktr.ee/sweeperpod With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s easy to lose faith in modern football.But venture beyond the major leagues, and you’ll find the freewheeling chaos that once made it great.They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat.Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football…Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowersLinks from the pod:Harry Redknapp Jordan interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_okMan blocks camera during Uganda v Mali: https://cdn.standardmedia.co.ke/images/tuesday/pojw8adi0wbax961372c9a50862.jpgZamalek fans make sad face: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FslIguBWYAIpq-Q.jpg