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Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg

It’s 8am in Tenerife. A hungover tourist is peeling his face off the street as Spanish commuters swerve to avoid him.


Little do they know, the semi-conscious sesh head is one of the brightest prospects in English football. It’s Jack Grealish.


From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother…


With special guest Ruth Husko. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd


Links from the pod:


Lying in the road Tenerife: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-pictured-laying-in-the-floor-after-a-night-out-on-holiday-in-tenerife-10319867.html


Fan punches him on pitch: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668558985132122113 

Odd shoes after lockdown sesh: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/679685de-49b7-4a76-8b62-ea258d64a3cb.jpg?strip=all&w=627


In bed with topless woman: https://imgur.com/sRpWxu2


Encyclopedia of football: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559062160621572


Holding a pen: 

https://x.com/BettingHub/status/1412394171223134214


Hoarse voice: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1600829824805011457 


Best thing since sliced veg: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559115784712194


Message for chinese fans: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559149418913794 


Help walking when in Ibiza: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/pool-backgrid-manchester-city-players-824520390.jpg?strip=all&w=960

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