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Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase
Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines.
Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.
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We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer
Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs
Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405
Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662
Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337
Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM
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