The Unprofessionals

The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.Meanwhile, EVO decides it’s time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.The boys also go deep into:AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department? Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs? American Murders: Why do they hit different? The underrated health benefits of a good Gin & Tonic.Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.

Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....Expect greatness from the Lord & E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.Chat to yas next week

Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.Chat to yas next week !!

Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets. Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ??? Chat to yas next week .......

Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it. The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face!E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you do ?? sit to wipe stand to wipe?? would love to know ,also these planes dropping out the sky in the land of the Yank! WTF Black Hawk Down BabyHey want a big sausage ???? turns out that your partner doesn't ?? medium sausages are the preference go figure?? seems different to the vids we watch on the internet ..., #PHIUB Like always chat to ya next week

What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere!The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground.Mr- Dawg .... has introduced a second pussy ... wow mind out the gutter a pussy cat ... they say life starts when you have 2 pussy's to please time will tell if this was a good YES decision.In general the lads talk about the socials game with tiktok getting banned in the U.S for about 3 seconds to it now being American owned ... From the absolutely wild scenes that are on MR Musks X its like a naked advertising platform ... and we are subscribed lol mite need one of Elons Chips in the brain to function with it !!!!Anyway Like always ... got a story a yarn ... a topic send it through ... Peace Out From The Unprofessional Fam

Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie. It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's to get your grip on ...... rumour has it they used these techniques to put out the Cali fires. Speaking of the California fires .. man has there been some conspiracy theories about that!! from shutting off the water ... cancelling insurance .. our boy Mel G has all the gossip . What's your theory ??? Some banger topics anyway legends !!if your keen to get on the show send those msgs and recordings through Chat to yas next week

Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week....2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed.Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem Chat to yas next week

Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as.. The UnPro Fam