Farage, Cancer, Musk - all the bad things

•Good Morning, Good Lunchtime, Good Tiffin and Good Night Sweetheart. •Today I’ll be asking the Prime Minister why he wants Nigel Farage to be his friend•Sir Kier Starmer will be here to tell us how he managed to lose the Uxbridge by-election and explain Ulez to us•Our Agony Aunt Suella Braverman will be here to take your questions about money•And local Tory MP, Sir Clive Denby, will be here to explain whatever it is his paymasters want him to explain•But first, let's go over to Aidan in the TBC chopper to find out how many bank accounts Nigel Farage could have opened if he wasn’t such a snob … 42 …

The Cancer

Unnamed TBC Presenter remains Unnamed, for now

•Well this week’s show appears to be about TBC itself, management have intervened and asked me to do a deep dive into the latest scandal to befall the station, arguably the biggest scandal since Windy Miller had to leave TBC after he invited two sheep into hi Late Night Windy show in 1974.•We will talk to our Entertainment Editor, Frank to get his indepth take on the situation•Then I’ll check in with Rishi Sunak, who’s just been to the Nato summit – thank god, we’ll not be discussing the incident with him•Regular Agony Aunt, Suella Braverman, will be here to take your questions about work •And I’ll be catching up with money expert Lewis Martin – to find out how The Incident, might affect my income situation•Local MP Sir Clive Denby will pop in to explain why he had the cartoon mural removed from the refugee centre in Pippin Fort&nbsp;and I imagine Keir Starmer will join us for balance, because eit’s the run up to the byelection in Chigley•But first lets go over to Aiden to find out how many TBC presenters are in the frame for being involved in ‘The Incident’ – Aiden … My apologies for the sound quality - we did this one over Zoom and I had some technical issues -

The Presenter Incident

The National Health Service is 75 - and it's poorly

It’s the 75th anniversary of the NHS this week, so our show is dedicated to the hardworking nurses, doctors, porters, scientists and tea-ladies of the National Health Service I’ve got Dr Mopp coming in to tell us what it’s like to be a GP in the NHS todayThen Rishi Sunak will be here talk about his commitment to making the NHS sellable before he leaves officeWe can’t keep Sir Keir out of the studio, and he’ll be here to talk about the hand-picked Just Stop Oil protestor who ruined his big speech about giving speechesAnd Sir Clive Denby will be here to tells us about his radical plan for the NHS and his invite to George Osbournes wedding this weekend.And we’ll touch base with resident agony aunt Suella Braverman to put your health questions to her and I’ll be asking our money expert Lewis Martin about funding for the NHSBut first lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to get the latest count of Tory MPs who’ve decided to resign before they lose the next election ….&nbsp;

Carry on Doctor

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink

We talk to Rishi Sunak about his new Labour plan for the NHSMoney Expert Lewis Martin will join us to give you tips on how to manage your dwindling cash.Our new Agony Aunt, Suella Braverman will be helping you with your problems,&nbsp;and then I’ll be joined by Armchair General Trevor Tankie To talk about the war in UkraineI’ll be finding out what's happening at the Trumpton Water Company and finally, I’ll be probing Sir Clive Denby … about his reprimand from the Privileges Committee But First lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to find out how many Tory MPs and Mayoral Candidates are accused of sexual assault this week

Apprentice PM

Interest rates and Submarines

•Sir Kier Starmer tells us about his plans to take Glastonbury by storm•Local MP Clive Denby will join us to talk about interest rates•Just One Word – What is Lady?•I’ll have a chat with the Prime Minister about his new Anglo-Swedish project •And we’ll check in with The Trumpton 7th Anniversary of Brexit street party

Sub prime

Boris Johnson Special

Gooooood Morning Trumpton Town … We’re forced to bring you a Boris Johnson special broadcast this week, so coming up&nbsp; I’ll be talking to Border Forces’s sweetheart Suella Braverman about the big resignation Then we’ll check in with Sir Clive Denby to see how far up Boris’s colon he is right now. Then I’ll open the lines for your calls about Lying and Law and Order I’ve got a special guest on to talk about Berlusconi's death, then a new feature I’ve come up with called “Our Tune” and finally we’ll see if we can talk to the Big Dog himself, Boris Johnson. But first let’s go over to the TBC chopper to find out from Eye in the Sky Aiden how many lies Boris Johnson has told in the last 5 minutes … Aiden

Liar, Liar

News from the week Johnson resigned 

In a week when all the news happened just after we finished recording this episode this is an example of editing with hindsight. Johnson and Dorres resign, Trump Impeached and Sir Denby is in trouble again

Barges, Boris and Trump

Everything is being redacted

Good morning, good evening and good night – what a show we have for you today,We have an exclusive interview with Boris Johnson about those controversial redacted whatsapp messagesThen I’ll open the lines to you, and we’ll be talking about Education – is it really necessary now we have smart phones?Despite the restraining order, we’ll be joined by Tory MP Sir Clive Denby to talk about his tips for saving money during the cost-of-living crisisThen I’ll open the lines again for your favourite, and mine, the Just One Word Hour – today I want your one word answers to the question “What are benefits of Brexit?”And Sir Kier Starmer will be popping in to update us on his plan to be very controversialBut first, it’s time to go over to the TBC Chopper and ask Aiden for the latest update on the number of Potholes in Trumpton … Aiden how many is it this week?

Redacted

The Tina Turner tribute concert

Suella is in more trouble, but reveals there's more to it than meets the eye, Sir Denby reveals he's going to the wrong concert and Brian reckons that the problem immigrants are Canadians

The Tribute Concert

The stuff Mr Mayor can't be bothered to draw

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