The Trumpton Podcast

•Well this week’s show appears to be about TBC itself, management have intervened and asked me to do a deep dive into the latest scandal to befall the station, arguably the biggest scandal since Windy Miller had to leave TBC after he invited two sheep into hi Late Night Windy show in 1974.•We will talk to our Entertainment Editor, Frank to get his indepth take on the situation•Then I’ll check in with Rishi Sunak, who’s just been to the Nato summit – thank god, we’ll not be discussing the incident with him•Regular Agony Aunt, Suella Braverman, will be here to take your questions about work •And I’ll be catching up with money expert Lewis Martin – to find out how The Incident, might affect my income situation•Local MP Sir Clive Denby will pop in to explain why he had the cartoon mural removed from the refugee centre in Pippin Fort and I imagine Keir Starmer will join us for balance, because eit’s the run up to the byelection in Chigley•But first lets go over to Aiden to find out how many TBC presenters are in the frame for being involved in ‘The Incident’ – Aiden …My apologies for the sound quality - we did this one over Zoom and I had some technical issues -

It’s the 75th anniversary of the NHS this week, so our show is dedicated to the hardworking nurses, doctors, porters, scientists and tea-ladies of the National Health ServiceI’ve got Dr Mopp coming in to tell us what it’s like to be a GP in the NHS todayThen Rishi Sunak will be here talk about his commitment to making the NHS sellable before he leaves officeWe can’t keep Sir Keir out of the studio, and he’ll be here to talk about the hand-picked Just Stop Oil protestor who ruined his big speech about giving speechesAnd Sir Clive Denby will be here to tells us about his radical plan for the NHS and his invite to George Osbournes wedding this weekend.And we’ll touch base with resident agony aunt Suella Braverman to put your health questions to her and I’ll be asking our money expert Lewis Martin about funding for the NHSBut first lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to get the latest count of Tory MPs who’ve decided to resign before they lose the next election …. 

We talk to Rishi Sunak about his new Labour plan for the NHSMoney Expert Lewis Martin will join us to give you tips on how to manage your dwindling cash.Our new Agony Aunt, Suella Braverman will be helping you with your problems, and then I’ll be joined by Armchair General Trevor Tankie To talk about the war in UkraineI’ll be finding out what's happening at the Trumpton Water Company and finally, I’ll be probing Sir Clive Denby … about his reprimand from the Privileges Committee But First lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to find out how many Tory MPs and Mayoral Candidates are accused of sexual assault this week

•Sir Kier Starmer tells us about his plans to take Glastonbury by storm•Local MP Clive Denby will join us to talk about interest rates•Just One Word – What is Lady?•I’ll have a chat with the Prime Minister about his new Anglo-Swedish project •And we’ll check in with The Trumpton 7th Anniversary of Brexit street party

Gooooood Morning Trumpton Town … We’re forced to bring you a Boris Johnson special broadcast this week, so coming up I’ll be talking to Border Forces’s sweetheart Suella Braverman about the big resignationThen we’ll check in with Sir Clive Denby to see how far up Boris’s colon he is right now.Then I’ll open the lines for your calls about Lying and Law and OrderI’ve got a special guest on to talk about Berlusconi's death, then a new feature I’ve come up with called “Our Tune” and finally we’ll see if we can talk to the Big Dog himself, Boris Johnson.But first let’s go over to the TBC chopper to find out from Eye in the Sky Aiden how many lies Boris Johnson has told in the last 5 minutes … Aiden

In a week when all the news happened just after we finished recording this episode this is an example of editing with hindsight.Johnson and Dorres resign, Trump Impeached and Sir Denby is in trouble again