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#101 - Rach Is Away, So We’re Ranking Spider-Man Films

Ep. 101
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Rachael is on sabbatical, honey. Naturally, the only reasonable response is to feed Dan’s ever-hungry Marvel monster and keep the Spidey fever swinging at The Third Reel.


This week, Dan and Dale tackle our personal ranking of every Spider-Man film — a neat “Top 10” in theory, except there are actually 11 of them. So, yes: it’s a Top 10 that shamelessly contains 11 entries. Maths was never Peter Parker’s strongest subject either.


From Tobey Maguire’s emotionally battered web-slinger to Andrew Garfield’s criminally fashionable era, through Tom Holland’s multiverse mayhem and all the villains, reboots, questionable dance moves, tragic deaths and CGI skylines in between, we’re asking the important questions: which Spider-Man movie truly sticks the landing, which one deserves a heroic rescue, and where does the eagerly anticipated brand new Spider-Man: Brand New Day fit into the web of it all?


Join Dan and Dale for hot takes, nostalgia, Marvel nonsense and our definitively non-definitive countdown of the best Spider-Man films ever made. With great rankings comes great responsibility.


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