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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!00:00 Introduction01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?06:56 Ask Me Anything07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”11:04 Who Has The Better Body?14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters17:39 “That Is Correct!”20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit28:00 A Shag A Week28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall OutTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...00:00 Introduction 00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do 05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers 08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles 13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath 17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night 20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster 24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster 28:17 Why Men Forget Plans 32:54 Growing Old Together 37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates 40:21 Dating Over 50 45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With FriendsShop Back to School at Aldi, Which? Best Value Brand of the yearHead to https://bit.ly/4hAarcd and select "Therapy Crouch" to claim £20 off your Hertility test.To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: @thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: @thetherapycrouch Website: thetherapycrouch.com For more from Peter @petercrouch For more from Abbey @abbeyclancy Our clips channel The Therapy Crouch Clips

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting!Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over.The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune.Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable.There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining11:10 The £9 Italian Wine13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle24:03 “Christmas In A Glass”25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter?28:08 “I Am Battered”29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine?31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their WinnersTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions.Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital!We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later.Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard.Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin.And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction 01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends 02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth 04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister 06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran 06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster 08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran 11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories 13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story 14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible 16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake 19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover 21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation 23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets 26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth 29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs 35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type 38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes 39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?! 41:24 Nashville Plans & Part TwoTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control!We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!Submit your AMA’s here! -https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma To contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter:https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!To contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter:https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey:https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal21:40 Paintball Revenge StoriesTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction & Garage Life 02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment 08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage 10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans 14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick 22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes 26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem 31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime 33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie 36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers 43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island 45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify 47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" IncidentTo contact us:Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit#AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after.Compare the Market. The simples way to save.00:00 Introduction00:40 World Cup Final Debrief03:20 The Half-Time Show05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories09:30 Sponsor Break10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV13:30 Biggest Life Achievements15:10 Competitive Families17:20 Is AI Taking Over?18:30 Modern Relationships21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive23:50 Listener Questions & Final LaughsTo contact us:Email:thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite:https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg