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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!
Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.
In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.
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00:00 – Intro
01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience
04:53 – The Blur documentary
08:04 – True or false headlines
13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!
15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce
18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?
24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying
26:35 – Household chores
28:10 – Bed making
30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience
34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice
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