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The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are in full holiday season and begin their Christmas countdown. 


With only a month to go until the big day Abbey and Peter are discussing all things Christmas deccys, favourite foods and gift ideas for the little ones to help you enjoy the perfect Christmas!


We also hear Abbey and Pete’s hot take on the new gladiator movie which has taken the country, if not the Crouch’s, by storm and Pete reveals a very cheeky nickname that was bestowed upon him in secondary school 


In the weekly whine club, find out why one of our listeners almost got into a pile of trouble when he tried out a cheeky shabba on his unsuspecting partner and we also have a touching weekly shine from someone whose Father-in-Law discovered the podcast when he needed it most. 


And hang around for the Agony Abs where we hear from a previous listener who wanted to thank Abbey and Peter for the advice given to them and how it has completely changed their life around!


Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 


00:00 Intro 

06:35 Wonderful Warren

13:11 Weekly Whine Club

17:40 Are You Not Entertained?

28:34 Christmas Countdown

33:11 It’s All About Family 

40:50 Elf on a Shelf

45:02 Agony Abs


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