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The 7 Secrets of (Almost) Success to a Happy Marriage

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are dissecting the 7 secrets to a successful marriage according to Abbey’s Instagram. 


In what should have been quite a cheerful podcast, things take an unsurprising turn for the worst when we discussing the importance of being able to have healthy arguments (the irony is not lost on us)


In the Weekly Whine Club, we hear from on of our listeners whose boyfriend is about as useful as a chocolate teapot when it comes to house hunting and we hear from a husband who is desperate for his wife to come out of his closet. 


And stay tuned for the Agony Abs, where we hear from our very own Shirley Valentine who has recently come away with a little more than she bargained for after a holiday romance. We also give advice to one of our younger listeners whose tried to reinvent himself on the dating scene and is now paying the price!


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