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The Big Day

Season 1, Ep. 9

In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year - albeit 12 years too late. 


Abbey, being a trend setter as always, is rocking a what she describes as a ‘Unitard’ but Peter more aptly labels as a giant baby grow. 


We hear about Pete’s questionable decision making on the eve of his big day and why you should never let a bunch of scousers near your wedding day golf buggy. 


Tales of woe in Agony Ab are keeping us entertained, and Abbey gives some stern advice on what to do when your younger sibling is planning on upstaging your big day, as well as how to deal with potential bridesmaids from hell.


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