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  • 137. What if Anakin FLED Instead of Jumping to the High Ground

    25:01||Season 1, Ep. 137
    Part of Anakin wants to do just that, try it and strike down Obi-Wan. But despite his anger, he knows it is a huge gamble. Obi-Wan holds the high ground and as he feels the heat of the lava below, one touch could be disastrous. Instead, the Sith Apprentice does a saber throw at Obi-Wan. His former master’s eyes widen as he parries the attack. While he’s distracted, Anakin takes the opportunity to leap down and towards the side and runs off.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/UdfIJgxGvlA━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com

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  • 136. What if Fives REVEALED Order 66 to the Jedi Council

    28:38||Season 1, Ep. 136
    Shaak Ti glares at the Kaminoan, daring her to protest or challenge her word. For a moment, it seems like she might do just that, but instead, Nala Se backs down. She spreads her arms and steps back, then storms out of the room. Only then, when they are alone, does Shaak Ti allow herself to breathe. The truth is, she has no idea what she is doing with this.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/NAq07CLqmyU━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com
  • 135. What if Darth Vader REFUSED to Destroy Alderaan

    26:54||Season 1, Ep. 135
    Vader: No.The entire control room goes silent as the Dark Lord raises his head up and looks at Tarkin. The governor’s face wrinkles in surprise, but his staff dare not take any further action while the Dark Lord is there. Leia mirrors his expression, but there is a hint of relief in her gaze.With that, the walls she has built up begin to crack. Vader is the first to notice that, and to his surprise, he senses something familiar about Leia. It is more than her appearance or demeanor.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/KyGtXxhQCQQ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com
  • 134. What if Anakin Left The Order After Obi-Wan Faked His Death

    22:52||Season 1, Ep. 134
    After some time, the Senate district's maximum security holding facility buzzes as Anakin Skywalker paces outside the detention cells like a caged predator. His normally controlled demeanor cracks...his mechanical hand opening and closing repeatedly, his blue eyes burning.Through the reinforced transparisteel, he can see the man who murdered his master. Rako Hardeen sits calmly in his cell, a scarred, weathered bounty hunter whose face will be burned into Anakin's nightmares forever.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/7yIQg3uZRqk━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com
  • 133. What if the Jedi Streamed Palpatine's Arrest on the Holonet

    30:09||Season 1, Ep. 133
    The halls of the Senate building are unusually quiet at this time, something that serves the Jedi strike team well as they march through the corridors. Their purpose is clear: to arrest Chancellor Palpatine and expose him for the Sith he is. While they are certain of what must be done, it does not stop doubt and uncertainty from creeping into the minds of their fellow masters. To arrest the chancellor is a bold move, especially when they do not have the rest of the Jedi Council to support them.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/KvvZK3tVIQc━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com
  • 132. What if Obi Wan & Anakin BOTH Secretly Married After Attack of the Clones

    43:47||Season 1, Ep. 132
    Obi-Wan wakes in the medbay as his vision goes from blurry to clear. The last thing he remembered was watching Master Yoda confront Count Dooku before blacking out. His mind immediately goes to Anakin. The young padawan had his hand severed and was moaning in agony. He can’t help but think of everything that went on, Genosis, dooku;s betrayal, the war on the horizon, his mind is a swirling whirlwind until a voice cuts through like a lighthouse in the fogSatine: Hello My dear.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/i7XuscRl-bg━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com
  • 131. What if Anakin Skywalker Trained Ahsoka AND Starkiller

    50:04||Season 1, Ep. 131
    Firelight flickers off the jagged remains of ruined buildings, casting long, shifting shadows. Smoke coils through the air, thick and suffocating. The boy runs.His breath burns in his throat, his heart pounding an erratic rhythm against his ribs. His legs ache, but he forces himself forward. Behind him, something hunts.He doesn’t know what it is. He doesn’t want to know. He only knows what it has done.The memory burns as vividly as the flames consuming the settlement.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE- Original video: https://youtu.be/W1mLTMwn49g━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FOLLOW THE SHOW📺 YouTube: https://Youtube.com/@DarthTheorist💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/U5yUTamJ48📧 Sponsorships & business: theorist.services@gmail.com