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The Tea on Tap: A Hair & Beauty Podcast

E7 | Kimono is a Kim No-No!

Season 1, Ep. 7

From kimonos and cornrows to braids and baby hairs the Kardashian clan has shamelessly appropriated and monetized hairstyles, fashions, and cultural traditions. SO. NOT. OK. We call out Kim Kardashian for her repeated cultural appropriation, especially when it comes to hairstyles. Plus: Is the black hair salon on its way out? Listen in to learn why the Tap Team hasn’t gone to the hair salon in years – and why they might never go back.

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