A song, an earthquake and Shelley the Mystic

Kevin explores the village some more and makes some dreadful old jokes about short and curlies. What a hopeless old fart.

Short and Curlies  

It's Michael's birthday. A song gets sung. Barry sends in a message and we meet Andria, the garden centre stunner amongst a heap of fighting angels.

Michael, Barry & Andria the garden centre stunner!

Bernard is in the garden...in a bikini. Good grief. There's an orchestra out there as well trampling the flowers. I get a bit drunk on gin and end up singing.

Bernard in a bikini & Psycho Sue

We hear all about Scintillating Sylvia, ageing ballroom champion, her friend with the bushy moustache, Big Elsie, peanut butter sandwiches, a squirrel, and the delivery driver who looks like a serial killer.

Scintillating Sylvia and Big Elsie 

Doreen's thing is red and throbbing. What will happen! Oh the suspense!

Doreen's thing.

Random, rambling nonsense. Odd characters. Even odder songs. It's odd.

The Tall Thin Idiot

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