The Tall Thin Idiot

Kevin explores the village some more and makes some dreadful old jokes about short and curlies. What a hopeless old fart.

It's Michael's birthday. A song gets sung. Barry sends in a message and we meet Andria, the garden centre stunner amongst a heap of fighting angels.

Bernard is in the garden...in a bikini. Good grief. There's an orchestra out there as well trampling the flowers. I get a bit drunk on gin and end up singing.

We hear all about Scintillating Sylvia, ageing ballroom champion, her friend with the bushy moustache, Big Elsie, peanut butter sandwiches, a squirrel, and the delivery driver who looks like a serial killer.

Doreen's thing is red and throbbing. What will happen! Oh the suspense!