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The Patreon Tapes 5: Splinter

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🎧 The Patreon Tapes 5: Splinter

This week’s episode is only available on Patreon.

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THIS WEEK

It’s the final instalment of The Patreon Tapes — our special run of Patreon-only episodes that will never appear on the free feed.

🎙️ Featuring:

  • Mike’s heartwarming Cardiff Rugby sensory pack

  • Elis’ rat on the pitch chaos

  • Steff’s World Conker Championships deep dive

  • Doc: Confessions of a Steroid Gang

  • Book: Escape by John Smith

  • Plus plenty more from the world of sport, friendship and nonsense

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You’ll start to hear some ads returning to free feed episodes this week — that’s part of how we’re working to bring the main podcast back properly. Thanks for sticking with us while we get things sorted ❤️

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