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The Patreon Tapes 5: Splinter

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🎧 The Patreon Tapes 5: Splinter

This week’s episode is only available on Patreon.

Our contract with Wondery ended abruptly, which means for now, the full pod lives exclusively on Patreon while we figure out what’s next.

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THIS WEEK

It’s the final instalment of The Patreon Tapes — our special run of Patreon-only episodes that will never appear on the free feed.

🎙️ Featuring:

  • Mike’s heartwarming Cardiff Rugby sensory pack

  • Elis’ rat on the pitch chaos

  • Steff’s World Conker Championships deep dive

  • Doc: Confessions of a Steroid Gang

  • Book: Escape by John Smith

  • Plus plenty more from the world of sport, friendship and nonsense

🗣️ A QUICK HEADS UP

You’ll start to hear some ads returning to free feed episodes this week — that’s part of how we’re working to bring the main podcast back properly. Thanks for sticking with us while we get things sorted ❤️

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