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Carling: Pint Size

Ep. 663

Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod.

We’ve been back through our archive of episodes and picked out some of our favourite stories, anecdotes, and funny bits.

If you’re new to the pod, these are a perfect way to dip your toe in and then dive back into the full episodes from our early days.

This one is from Episode 163 "What Kind Of Carling Goes Well With Fish?"

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