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39: I Couldn’t Bare to Think of You Eating Cold Beans
Ep. 39
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Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero fight through some dodgy WIFI to talk about Mike’s passion for camping, fitting W.G. Grace up a chimney and Boris Becker’s tongue.
And, because it’s Christmas, this week’s episode is even longer than usual.
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This week’s Documentary - Chosen by Steff: Wrighty & Rocky, From Brockley to the Big Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2byZj3oz3U&t=469s
Book: Elis - And the Sun Shines Now: How Hillsborough and the Premier League Changed Britain by Adrian Tempany https://amzn.to/3raDS7X
This week’s clips:
Mike: Bowyer vs Dyer
https://youtu.be/5FtcBH30DmM
Mike: Joe Namath
https://youtu.be/Xcls3YDNRXE
Steff: Andre Agassi on how to beat Becker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57BMzCM6hQI
Steff: Fowler honesty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUrcX6kpkU0
Elis: Sunderland fans enjoying themselves at Wigan, 1988
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1012020159318452
Elis: Iceland celebrate after knocking England out at Euro 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVq0MrmezpI
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