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38: Sex and Lions
Ep. 38
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Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero meet up in the bar to chat about Simon Jones’ cheekbones, Geraint Thomas agrees to a backie and Elis plans a tour of Eastern European bedrooms.
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Mike’s Documentary choice: Storyville - The Red Penguins
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000q5hp
Book choice from Steff: From the Jaws of victory - Adam Bushby and Rob MacDonald https://halcyonpublishing.co.uk/products/from-the-jaws-of-victory
Mike: O Canada. Las Vegas style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpXzASiXX8U&list=FLSBodNkEjOQ2pr6VFnEH3NA&index=20
Mike: Peter Alliss at Seve's house.
https://youtu.be/_1bhaazbSeI
Steff: Simon Jones bowling 2005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvLyTgUrOIo
Steff: Barefoot kicking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVI58r-OlLI
Elis: Graeme Souness plants a Galatasaray flag into the centre circle at Fernebahce after beating them in the 1996 Turkish Cup Final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DTQp_yGd_g
(Here’s a short clip of Souness talking about it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC0MpPC5jyI
Elis: Rivaldo playacting 2002 World Cup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiW0IPrv1Ro
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