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The Socially Distant Sports Bar
76: Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg
Ep. 79
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The Socially Distant Sports Bar is on tour this Autumn and this is first of two nights recorded live at the Hackney Empire in London.
If you want to go and see them on tour here are the rest of the dates
You can buy tickets via the links on www.distantpod.com/live
Saturday 2 October - Salford Lowry
Wednesday 6 October - Cardiff New Theatre
Thursday 7 October - Cardiff New Theatre
Saturday 9 October - Cardiff New Theatre
Saturday 16 October - Newcastle Tyne Theatre
Saturday 23 October - Edinburgh EICC
Monday 25 October - Birmingham Alexandra Theatre
Saturday 13 November - Belfast Ulster Hall
Clips for this episode
Steff: Paul Thorburn kicking for the Rams in 1987 at Wembley https://youtu.be/WRRBOLReVwo?t=1707
Elis: Jimmy Greaves talking about poor weather forecasting prior to the Hurricane of 1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isld99Mka8s
Mike: Paralympic table tennis
https://twitter.com/C4Paralympics/status/1430468330058625027?s=19
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