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Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023.
Tickets for the original date in 2022 are still valid - and if you haven’t bought a ticket yet they are available via https://motorpointarenacardiff.co.uk/whats-on
Head over to the Distant Pod Shop to help Steff out… and pick up our new Admiral x Distant Pod merchandise click on these links... Because he wore them on BT Sport's "Down The Clubhouse" we can only sell these until July 31st... After that they will be gone...
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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE
Mike’s Documentary Choice: Legends of Welsh Sport: Alan “The Arrow” Evans https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0014w4x/legends-of-welsh-sport-alan-the-arrow-evans
Elis’ Book Choice: My Turn: The Autobiography by John Cruyff https://amzn.to/3cG5aQP
First Round of Clips
Mike: Elvis playing football
https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1067095002562478081?s=20&t=Xm8KnrzGorToZr5iWmwzIA
Elis: Pre-match huddle, Lions 1997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=886GVl27-10
Steff: Geoff Thompson Karate https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=432347410471628
Second Round of Clips (via https://anchor.fm/nata-media/subscribe & https://www.patreon.com/distantpod )
Mike: Ice Rugby
https://youtu.be/dYvW1FuX49E
Steff: Tier 2 rugby teams scoring crackers
Chile
https://twitter.com/rugbyworldcup/status/1546125112537190400
Georgia
https://twitter.com/dafdug/status/1546168345279569922?s=27&t=YXPrr-M249M5xbY62w2hOQ
Spain
https://twitter.com/T2Rugby/status/1546859537541603330
Portugal
https://twitter.com/T2Rugby/status/1546569741577474049
Elis: Rugby League limbs https://twitter.com/footylimbs/status/1544036023696490502?s=21
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