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118: Wooing A Woman Made Of Flowers

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Mike Bubbins, Elis James and Steff Garrero will be performing LIVE at the Motorpoint Arena in Cardiff on February 3rd 2023. Tickets for the original date in 2022 are still valid - and if you haven’t bought a ticket yet they are available via https://motorpointarenacardiff.co.uk/whats-on Head over to the Distant Pod Shop to help Steff out… and pick up our new Admiral x Distant Pod merchandise click on these links... Because he wore them on BT Sport's "Down The Clubhouse" we can only sell these until July 31st... After that they will be gone... https://sdsb.beyondmerch.co.uk/products/admiral-white-chevron-sports-shirt https://sdsb.beyondmerch.co.uk/products/admiral-sash-sports-shirt THIS WEEK'S EPISODE Mike’s Documentary Choice: Legends of Welsh Sport: Alan “The Arrow” Evans https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0014w4x/legends-of-welsh-sport-alan-the-arrow-evans  Elis’ Book Choice: My Turn: The Autobiography by John Cruyff https://amzn.to/3cG5aQP  First Round of Clips Mike: Elvis playing football https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1067095002562478081?s=20&t=Xm8KnrzGorToZr5iWmwzIA Elis: Pre-match huddle, Lions 1997 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=886GVl27-10  Steff: Geoff Thompson Karate https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=432347410471628  Second Round of Clips (via https://anchor.fm/nata-media/subscribe & https://www.patreon.com/distantpod ) Mike: Ice Rugby https://youtu.be/dYvW1FuX49E Steff: Tier 2 rugby teams scoring crackers  Chile  https://twitter.com/rugbyworldcup/status/1546125112537190400  Georgia https://twitter.com/dafdug/status/1546168345279569922?s=27&t=YXPrr-M249M5xbY62w2hOQ Spain https://twitter.com/T2Rugby/status/1546859537541603330  Portugal  https://twitter.com/T2Rugby/status/1546569741577474049  Elis: Rugby League limbs https://twitter.com/footylimbs/status/1544036023696490502?s=21 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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