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The Socially Distant Sports Bar
241: Twenty Minutes (Pt 1)
šļø Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted byElis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero.Ā
Whether youāre here for the sports insights, or laugh-out-loud moments, this weekās episode is packed with everything you love.
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- Part 1: Out Wednesday
- Part 2: Out Friday
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š THIS WEEKāS SHOW
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Steff: Iāve Shit Myself
- Mike: Mr Tom Platz
- Elis: Kids Commentating
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Steff Documentary: Quiz Ball 1966
- Elis Book: Cāmon Cymru by Keith Haynes Buy it here.
PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
Available only via Patreon.
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