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209: I Find It So Pathetic That People Would Pay To Hear You Speak, That I’d Rather You Didn’t Put Food On The Table (Pt 2)

Ep. 371
Welcome to this week's Socially Distant Sports Bar with Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero. This is Part 2 of this week’s episode.  Part 1 is out every week on Wednesdays.  If you want to listen to the full podcast every TUESDAY, including 30 MINS of bonus content not available on the free version, then head to https://www.patreon.com/distantpod  MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB & HOFFI POD Every month we produce TWO bonus podcasts for the top two levels of our Patreon. Michael Owen’s Movie Club is Elis, Mike and Steff talking about a Sports Movie they’ve watched. Hoffi Pod is the boys talking about clips they like which are nothing to do with Sports. Head to https://www.patreon.com/distantpod and sign up for the £8 or £10 levels today! PUPPETS ON YOUTUBE “Puppet” Paul Melin has been busy creating puppet versions of our funniest moments on Distant Pod. Head over to our YouTube Channel, SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK ON THE BELL to see the latest episode whenever it gets published. https://www.youtube.com/thesociallydistantsportsbar THIS WEEK’S SHOW PART 1 (OUT ON WEDNESDAY) Mike: Roy on Micah 😁 https://youtube.com/shorts/eDBr12nZ-o4?si=mRfrCGZokbTpz1x0 Steff: Babe Didrikson, Golf Hall of Famer, Olympic sprinter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwIauHeGsY  Elis: James Horncastle on TNT https://twitter.com/DanielHussey2/status/1778736492317212728 https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/embrace-the-madness-fourfourtwo-goes-behind-the-scenes-at-tnt-sports-champions-league-goals-show PART 2 (OUT ON  FRIDAY) Elis Documentary: Counterpunch on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/watch/80049873?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2C0dec455f-ed5f-49b8-a3c0-8afc5463e817-304221349%2C0dec455f-ed5f-49b8-a3c0-8afc5463e817-304221349%7C2%2Cunknown%2C%2C%2CtitlesResults%2C80049873%2CVideo%3A80049873%2CminiDpPlayButton Steff Book: Loose Head by Joe Marler https://amzn.to/3vRuM7k  PART 3 PATREON SECTION (ONLY via https://www.patreon.com/distantpod ) Elis: Bryan Sperry scores touchdown age 89 https://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/98597/89-year-old-world-war-ii-veteran-scores-td-in-kansas-alumni-game Steff: Marta https://youtube.com/shorts/FD92_JOq7-w?si=Wstz7g40WxcqPSBJ Mike: Gary and Amy https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3Gh64QOOWF/?igsh=MXU1Z3dzaXdpc2E5Nw== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices



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