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250: That's So Cool (Pt 1)
🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 250
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another episode of sporting chaos, dubious research, and laugh-out-loud banter. This week, we’re tackling everything from weightlifting in the '60s to a rugby upset that left Wales scratching their heads. Grab yourself a pint (or a cup of tea) and enjoy the ride.
"Like sitting in the pub with three blokes who’ve nicked your chair but made you laugh so much you don’t care."
✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?
Here’s what’s in store:
- Larry Csonka’s NFL legend: Mike dives into one of the greatest football careers of all time.
- Weightlifting nostalgia: Elis takes us back to 1965 with feats of strength and plenty of retro charm.
- Rugby shocker: Steff relives the Northern Division's historic win over New Zealand in 1979.
- Plus: fencing rockstars, Bridgend beating Wales, Denis Law’s iconic career, and much more!
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🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Mike: NFL icon Larry Csonka in action – Watch here
- Elis: Vintage weightlifting brilliance, 1965 – Watch here
- Steff: Northern Division’s win over New Zealand in 1979 – Watch here and full highlights
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Mike’s Documentary: Denis Law: The King – Watch here
- Steff’s Book Recommendation: There’s Always This Year by Hanif Abdurraquib – Get it here
PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
- Elis: Bruce Dickinson swapping the mic for a fencing foil – Watch here
- Steff: Bridgend’s shock win over Wales in 1989 – Watch here
- Mike: Cian Ashford’s dream goal – Watch here
📺 TV from Mike and Elis:
- Mike’s Scrum V Top 5: Watch here
- Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayer
- Elis’ Derwydd Special: Watch here
✨ Get ready for another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and absolute nonsense, only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉
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