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242: Chesney Hawkes (Pt 1)

Ep. 471

🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

Your weekly deep dive into sports, life, and everything in between, hosted by the iconic trio of Elis James (Fantasy Football League), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero.

✨ This Week’s Special Guest

We’re rolling out the red carpet for a true musical legend – The One and Only Chesney Hawkes! 🎶 Join Elis, Mike, and Steff as they welcome Chesney to the bar for an unforgettable episode filled with stories, laughs, and a few surprises.

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  • Part 2: Out Friday

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🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW: CHESNEY HAWKES

  • Pre-order Chesney’s new album Living Arrows: Buy it here.
  • 🎤 Catch Chesney on tour next year – we’re all going to his Cardiff gig at The Globe! Get tickets.
  • 🎬 Check out the video Steff mentioned of Chesney dancing in the buff: Watch it here.
  • 🎶 Listen to Chesney’s new single Live Forever: Watch it here.

🎥 Chesney’s Clips:

This episode is packed with stories, music, and plenty of laughs. Don’t miss out on this incredible guest appearance! 🎉



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