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248: Sparky’s Thighs (Pt 1)

Ep. 489


🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Sparky’s Thighs

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh, What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with a thigh-slappingly good episode filled with rugby legends, iconic football moments, and behind-the-scenes stories you won’t hear anywhere else. In Episode 248: Sparky’s Thighs, the lads dive into the career of Welsh football great Mark Hughes, plus a whole lot more.


What’s in This Week’s Episode?

This week, you’ll hear about:

  • The magic and power of Mark Hughes in Welsh football history
  • NFL’s behind-the-scenes action with Rich Russo
  • Rugby brilliance from France v Wales 1987
  • The rise (and fall) of Freddy Adu, the original football prodigy
  • Hidden gems like Gypsy Jem Mace and Olympic rugby triumphs

If you love a mix of sports history, quirky stories, and gut-busting banter, this episode is for you!


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  • Part 2: Out Friday

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🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

  • Mike: Rich Russo and the NFL production truck – Watch here
  • Elis: France v Wales, 1987Watch here
  • Steff: Freddy Adu, football’s young prodigy – Watch here and here

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

  • Elis’ Documentary: Legends of Welsh Sport: Mark HughesWatch here
  • Mike’s Book Recommendation: Gypsy Jem Mace by Jeremy Poolman – Get it here

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

  • Mike: Sushila Meena’s inspiring story – Watch here
  • Elis: Mark Delaney’s unforgettable Cardiff v Chester moment in 1998 – Watch here
  • Steff: Dupont winning Olympic gold in rugby sevens – Watch here

📺 TV Suggestions for More from Mike and Elis:

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