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🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 269: LIONS SPECIAL
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero line up for a full-blooded deep dive into the glorious, chaotic, and occasionally heroic history of the British & Irish Lions.
To celebrate The British & Irish Lions Tour to Australia 2025 the whole episode is devoted to the Lions.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was selected on reputation and not form.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
Yes, we’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show!
🎫 Grab your tickets now at 👉 distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
- Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
- Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
- Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🦁 This Week – LIONS SPECIAL
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
- Elis: Lions 1989 Tour – classic footage from a bruising battle with Australia
- 🔗 Watch on YouTube
- Mike: Jamie Tells It Straight – no holding back in this Lions clip
- 🔗 Watch on Facebook
- Steff: Malcolm Thomas, Ken Jones & Lewis Jones – 1950 Tour – proper old-school Lions legends
- 🔗 Watch vintage footage
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
- Elis Documentary: The Lions 1971 – stories, scars, and some seriously good storytelling
- 🔗 Watch on YouTube
- Steff Book: SAS: Forged In Hell by Damien Lewis – Rugby and the SAS… 🔗 Get the book
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access
- Elis: JJ Williams in 1977 – raw pace and classic Lions vs All Blacks energy
- 🔗 Watch JJ in full flight
- Steff: Faz Being Faz – a modern Lions leader doing what he does best
- 🔗 Watch on YouTube
- Mike: Siya on Jac – Springbok respect for the Welsh warrior
- 🔗 Watch the moment
💡 More Every Week
🎧 Patreon – includes:
- Weekly bonus content
- Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
- Tour pre-sale + gift memberships
🚀 Wondery+ – early, ad-free episodes every Tuesday
🦁 Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a retro Lions tour scrap, this week’s ep is full of classics, chaos, and cult heroes – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
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