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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

243: No Guile, No Subterfuge (Pt 2)

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  • Elis: Kath Morgan’s reaction to Wales qualifying for a major tournament for the first time.
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  • Mike: Jogging 1979 – a retro gem.
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