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276: See You Next Wednesday (Pt 2)
🎙️ Episode 276: See You Next Wednesday
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đź“Ť PART 1
🪆 Steff – Blue Peter & the Kevin Keegan doll
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🗞️ Elis – Sky Sports breaking news like you’ve never seen before
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🏉 Mike – The legend of Billy Boston, a true great of rugby league
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đź“Ť PART 2
📺 Mike’s Documentary: The Fall of Favre
The spectacular and controversial downfall of NFL icon Brett Favre.
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📖 Elis’ Book: Veni, Vidi, Vici: When Italian Football Ruled Europe by Dominic Hougham
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đź“Ť PART 3
🏏 Mike – Home run with a cricket bat – physics defied, rules optional
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📼 Elis – Maradona warming up for the 1994 World Cup like only he could
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🥏 Steff – The explosive, chaotic joy of Tejo, Colombia’s national sport
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