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261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)

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๐ŸŽ™๏ธ The Socially Distant Sports Bar โ€“ Episode 261: Medium Performance

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.

This week weโ€™ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwardsโ€™ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style.

"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Weโ€™re Going on Tour in 2026!

Thatโ€™s right โ€“ The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!

Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live

๐ŸŽซ Want early access? Join the Patreon on a paid tier and get in ahead of the crowd.

๐Ÿ“ Tour Dates:

  • Fri 20 March 2026 โ€“ Cardiff, New Theatre

  • Sat 21 March 2026 โ€“ Cardiff, New Theatre

  • Tue 7 April 2026 โ€“ London, Hackney Empire

  • Wed 8 April 2026 โ€“ London, Hackney Empire

  • Fri 24 April 2026 โ€“ Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre

โœจ Whatโ€™s On This Weekโ€™s Episode?

๐Ÿ“Œ PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)

Mike:

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Shaun on Danny โ€“ If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again.

๐Ÿ”— Watch the clip

Elis:

๐Ÿ Phil Pugh โ€“ Proper Old School โ€“ A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen.

๐Ÿ”— Watch on Twitter/X

Steff:

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras โ€“ An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in womenโ€™s sport.

๐Ÿ”— Watch the clip

๐Ÿ”— Read the full article

๐Ÿ“Œ PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)

Steffโ€™s Documentary Pick:

๐ŸŽ“ The Gareth Southgate Lecture โ€“ Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring.

๐Ÿ”— Watch on BBC iPlayer

Elisโ€™ Book Choice:

๐Ÿ“– Alternative Wales โ€“ Issue 17 โ€“ Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit.

๐Ÿ”— Buy it here

๐Ÿ“Œ PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

๐Ÿ‘‰ Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-off shows, and pre-sale access to live shows.

Elis:

โšฝ Angel Rangel โ€“ What a Guy โ€“ Swansea Cityโ€™s Spanish cult hero.

๐Ÿ”— Watch the clip

Steff:

๐Ÿˆ Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK โ€“ Itโ€™s grainy, itโ€™s weird, and itโ€™s glorious.

๐Ÿ”— Watch on YouTube

Mike:

๐ŸงŠ How Curling Stones Are Made โ€“ Itโ€™s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional.

๐Ÿ”— Watch the clip

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๐ŸŽ‰ Another week of niche sport, cult heroes, and completely unnecessary tangents โ€“ only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!



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