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The Sir and The Madame discuss erotic films from basic gratuity to triple x and everything in between.

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  • 3. THE FLESH TRILOGY

    33:41||Season 3, Ep. 3
    The Sir and the Madame discuss The Flesh Trilogy by Michael Findlay.THE TOUCH OF HER FLESH (1967, Distribpix) Written and directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Angelique Pettyjohn, Peggy Staffans, Vivian Del Rio, Sally Farb, Susanne Marre, and Roberta Findlay.THE CURSE OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), written by Michael and Roberta Findlay, starring Michael Findlay (Robert Wester), Eve Bork, Linda Boyce, Sally Farb, John Amero, Jane Bond, and Ron Scardera (A Dick Feeler).THE KISS OF HER FLESH (1968, Distribpix) Directed by Michael Findlay (Julian Marsh), written by Michael and Roberta Findlay, starring Michael Findlay (Robert West), Uta Erickson, Janet Banzet (Marie Brent), Suzzan Landau (Alice Grant), and Earl Hindman (Leo Heinz).

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  • 2. JESS FRANCO

    35:39||Season 3, Ep. 2
    The Sir and the Madame discuss three films directed by Jess Franco.VENUS IN FURS (1969, Blue Underground) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco and Malvin Wald, starring James Darren, Barbara McNair, Maria Rohm, Klaus Kinski, Dennis Price, and Paul Muller.BARBED WIRE DOLLS (1976, Full Moon) Directed by Jess Franco, written by Jess Franco, Connie Gran, and Christine Lembach, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Martine Stedil, Eric Falk, Paul Muller, Roger Darton, Peggy Markoff, Raymond Hardy, Beni Cardoso, and Ronald Weiss.SINFONIA EROTICA (1980, Severin) Written and directed by Jess Franco, based on writings from Marquis de Sade, starring Lina Romay (Candy Coster), Susan Hemingway, Armando Borges, Mel Rodrigo, Aida Gouveia.
  • 1. EMMANUELLE 7 AND BEYOND...

    35:15||Season 3, Ep. 1
    The Sir and the Madame discuss Emmanuelle 7 and the first two episodes of the cable series.EMMANUELLE 7 (1993, Arcadia) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Francis Leroi and Jean-Marc Vasseur, based on a story by Alain Siritzky and Emmanuelle Arsan's character, starring Sylvia Kristel, Caroline Laurence, Carolyn Monroe (Laura Dean), Annie Bellac, Cynthia Van Damme, Julie Jalabert, and Joel Bui.EMMANUELLE'S LOVE aka EMMANUELLE IN TIBET (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur and Timothy Fox, based on Emmanuelle Arsan's character with input from Alain Siritsky, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, George Lazenby, and Joel Bui.EMMANUELLE FOREVER aka EMMANUELLE'S FREUNDIN (1993, Digidreams) Directed by Francis Leroi, written by Jean-Marc Vasseur, Claire Lorentz, and Timothy Fox, based on Emmanuelle Arsan's character with input from Alain Siritsky, starring Sylvia Kristel, Marcela Walerstein, and George Lazenby.
  • 10. BLACK EMANUELLE 4/5/6

    40:38||Season 2, Ep. 10
    The Sir and The Madame discuss the next three Black Emanuelle films:EMANUELLE IN AMERICA (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Roger Browne, Paola Senatore, Lorraine De Selle, Marina Hedman, Salvatore Baccaro, Dirce Funari, and Maria Renata Franco.EMANUELLE AROUND THE WORLD (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Maria Pia Fusco and Gianfranco Clerici, starring Laura Gemser, Ivan Rassimov, Karin Schubert, Don Powell, George Eastman, Paul Thomas, Maria Piero Regoli, Maria Renata Franco, Joe D'Amato, Dirce Funari, Roger Browne, and Randy West.EMANUELLE AND THE LAST CANNIBALS (1977, Severin) Directed by Joe D'Amato, written by Romano Scandariato, starring Laura Gemser, Gabriele Tinti, Nieves Navarro, Donald O'Brien, Dirce Funari, and Joe D'Amato.
  • 9. VON TRIER - NOÉ

    37:52||Season 2, Ep. 9
    The Sir and The Madame discuss three films by modern European directors:NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 1 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Connie Nielsen, and Stacy Martin.NYMPHOMANIAC VOL. 2 (2013, Magnolia) Written and directed by Lars Von Trier, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia Lebeouf, Christian Slater, Jamie Bell, Willem Dafoe, Mia Goth and Udo Kier.LOVE (2015, Alemonde/Alive) Written and directed by Gaspar Noé, starring Aomi Muyock, Karl Glusman, and Klara Kristin.
  • MERRY XXX-MAS!!!

    43:20||Season 2, Ep. 0
    The Sir and The Madame discuss three of their favorite films in this special Holiday bonus episode!MARQUISE DE SADE (1976, Full Moon) Written and directed by Jess Franco, starring Lina Romay, Monica Swinn, Raymond Hardy, Peggy Markoff, Martine Stedil, and Andrea Rigano.IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES (1976, Criterion Collection) Directed by Nagisa Oshima, written by Nagisa Oshima and Koji Wakamatsu, starring Eiko Matsuda and Tatsuya Fuji.JOE ROCK SUPERSTAR (1973, Alpha Blue Archives) Written and directed by Shaun Costello, starring Shaun Costello, Jamie Gillis, Marc Stevens, Tina Russell, Ultramax, Valerie Marron, and Ashely Moore.
  • 8. TINTO BRASS

    37:02||Season 2, Ep. 8
    The Sir and The Madame discuss three films directed by Tinto Brass:THE HOWL (1970, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass, Gian Carlo Fusco, Francesco Longo, and Luigi Proietti, and starring Tina Aumont, Luigi Proietti, Nino Segurini, German Longo, Edoardo Florio, Giorgio Gruden, Osiride Pevarello, and Attilio Corsini.PAPRIKA (1992, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass and Bernardino Zapponi, based on Fanny Hill by John Cleland, starring Debora Caprioglio, Stéphane Ferrara, Martine Brochard, Stéphane Bonnet, John Steiner, Paul Muller, and Osiride Pevarello.ALL LADIES DO IT (1992, Cult Epics) Edited and directed by Tinto Brass, written by Tinto Brass, Bernardino Zapponi, and Francesco Costa, English language dialog by Ted Rusoff, starring Claudia Koll, Paolo Lanza, Franco Branciaroli, Isabell Deiana, Renzo Rinaldi, Ornella Marcucci, and Osiride Pevarello.