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Season 3, Ep. 40
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This week the Tarantino specials continue with Kill Bill Vol.2
The questions that are asked, but not necessarily get answer are:
What is our favourite scene?
Have you ever heard of salt?
Has Ross desensitised Cunt?
Can you imagine a snake being latched on to your face?
Why would Simon like to pop an eyeball with his toes?
Would you eat a toad?
What does a montage of spots look like?
What does a very busy cat flap sound like?
WOULD YOU LIKE BILL TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH?
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