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Your User Agreement Sucks

Season 1, Ep. 6

Apparently, we are still gaming in the 24th century to procrastinate and avoid work. But when some hard probing accidentally sets the game mode to permadeath, Picard learns about the struggle we all experience when trying to reach the next checkpoint before your next Zoom meeting.

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