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The Rules


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  • 35. Alfie Dundas

    29:17||Ep. 35
    Stand-up and social media star Alfie Dundas coerces Simon into controlling the rich and stupid by testing their contribution to society and forcing those who come up short into combat for our entertainment.

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  • 34. Samira Banks

    32:04||Ep. 34
    Award-winning stand-up Samira Banks inspires Simon to induct rules to control jobsworths and ensure that people put in more effort when they lie.

  • 33. Matt Forde

    27:18||Ep. 33
    Comedian, broadcaster and impressionist Matt Forde joins Simon to figure out how to stop people being rude to waiters by curtailing obsession with status.

  • 32. Jordan Brookes

    33:25||Ep. 32
    Edinburgh Comedy Award winning Jordan Brookes inspires Simon to use complex computer simulations and child labour to stop people dropping apple cores.

  • 31. Michael Stranney

    25:51||Ep. 31
    Writer, actor and producer Michael Stranney helps Simon get to grip with people who don't respect fellow tube passengers or communal fridges.

  • 30. Rich Fulcher

    29:42||Ep. 30
    The one and only Rich Fulcher helps Simon figure out how to stop bus seat blockers and remind his kids to put on their socks.

  • 29. Eleanor Morton

    30:18||Ep. 29
    Writer, podcaster and comedian Eleanor Morton encourages Simon to introduce rules to curb public spitting and avoid boring conversations.