The Phone In Show with Iain Lee

This is actually rather tragic and I'm embarrassed to share it. Someone finds my weak spot and absolutely destroys me.

Utter filth from some dirty coprophile and the most useless racist I have ever had the misfortune to have speak at me.

Dear god. This was the most frustrating yet. Is it because i did it at 3pm? Why can't people speak? Why can they not follow through on an idea? Why do they call me cumbum?

I tried a daytime stream. Huge numbers, but incredibly rude people. Everyone kept calling cum bum and I will get my lawyers on them.

Some of the rudest callers I have ever spoken to in my life. Just awful. And some woman telling me how to feel, Frank Sidebottom and a really thick bloke or two. Awful. We also get an update from Scott who recently lost his wife.

The standard of call here is even worse than usual. One woman is obsessed with her fruit bowl.

This is not a stream and I am NOT posh, OK?

Why are callers to this show so poor? Hurry up, get to the point. Don't ask me how I am as it is none of your business. Most of these calls are pathetic. I deserve better.

Racists, racists everywhere. Dear Gammon and Patriots, get away will ya?