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The purpose of the Gooch?
The tall man steps into the ring with the baying crowd screaming out his name. Celebrities line the outside of the ring to take selfies and record quick videos to upload to their social media while the rest of us look on from the illegal streams on our laptops. The ref blows the whistle and the fight is on. Logath Paul lunges in with an uppercut jab but is denied by Floyd Money Maytheweather be good. The respective coaches on the sidelines scream instructions as both men hold each other in a sweaty grip. The fans start chanting 'we want tears, we want tears' to which Floyd smiles and then lands three liver shots to the ribcage. Down goes Logath Paul as his brother Aaron from breaking bad bursts into tears. 'Why lord why?' he says as Bryan Cranston cradles the poor fella in his Hollywood arms. Suddenly the lights go off. What's happening? Fireworks. Oh my god. It can't be. It is. It's the Undertaker and Kane. And they are riding a motorbike each. The lord have mercy. Then enter the ring and slam both professional boxers to the ground with a chokeslam. The ref blows it up. Mayo are all Ireland champions 2021.
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