The One to Five Guide

This week, Christian and Nick are dusting off their sporrans and crossing the border to vada the gay bars and clubs of Edinburgh’s pink triangle!  Along the way they meet a straight blacksmith, Trendy Wendy's on the decks and the Duchess of Edinburgh is in search of loo roll… 

This week, Christian and Nick troll off to the midlands, vadaing the reviews for the bars and clubs of Birmingham’s gay village! Along the way they contemplate the gay diet, the M and S baby changing facilities and the absence of the flip flop ladies…

This week, Christian and Nick raise a glass and say “lechya da” as they vada the reviews for the bars and clubs of Cardiff’s gay scene! Along the way they discuss non-slip shoes, 'Hen Dues' and Shirley Bassey’s boa...

This week, Christian and Nick take the first of two strolls down Old Compton Street, vadaing the reviews for the gay bars and clubs of London’s Soho! Along the way they meet Muscle Marys, doctors and nurses and a ‘cold call’ dater down from Hull… 

This week, Christian and Nick are back up north, trolling round the gay bars and clubs of the Leeds freedom quarter! Along the way they discuss Kim Woodburn’s Dirty Disco, pink grapefruit garnish and the stresses of being a Beaver…

This week, Christian and Nick head off to the unofficial LGBTQIA+ capital of Britain, vadaing the reviews for the bars and clubs of Brighton’s gay village! Along the way they encounter bangers, Barry Gibb lookalikes and Elaine Paige’s chihuahua…

This week, Christian and Nick vada the reviews for the gay bars and clubs of Newcastle’s pink triangle! Along the way they reminisce about the Essex gay bar in which they met, as well as discussing Cher, pole dancing and the perils of squatting…