The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A brave captain.A devoted crew.And the fanciest turtle-catching outfit you’ve ever seen.We watched the 2003 epic period war-drama film - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the WorldSo hoist the microphones. And set a course for Podcast Island.Because we’re the captains of your ears and we order you to start the show.

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A daughter yearns for freedom.A father clings to the past.And robots try to take over the world! We watched the 2021 animated science fiction comedy - The Mitchells vs. the MachinesSo initiate Podcast Deployment. And execute The North American Protocol.Because the intro has now ended and the show begins right now. 

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A surprise engagement.A whirlwind wedding.And swans in the snow. We watched the 1991 American romantic comedy - Father of the Bride.So dust off your movie-watching tuxedo. And spend $1200 on a cake that doesn’t taste good.Because we now pronounce you movie and club, you may kiss the podcast. 

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A man who refuses to grow up.A child who needs a father.And an adoption system in desperate need of reform.We watched the 1999 American comedy-drama film - Big Daddy.So pour yourself a bowl of 2 o’clock cereal.And gather around a gigantic 30 inch television.  Because we’re the biggest daddies you’ve ever seen and this podcast is our son. 

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.Four childhood friends.A tough but loving father.And the yellow-ist dress shirt you’ve ever seen.We watched the 1991 American coming-of-age crime drama film - Boyz n the Hood.So sit your ass down on a plastic couch protector.And press play on a VCR that’s close enough to reach.Because you chose to listen to this podcast and now you have to deal with the consequences. 

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club. A troubled singer. A nation in turmoil. And a belt that’s made of circles. We watched the 1991 American biographical musical - The Doors. So pour yourself a movie-sized glass of liquor. And wiggle around on the stage until the police arrest you. Because we’re exactly like the bandThe Doors and we won’t be explaining further!

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A retired lawman.A gentleman gunfighter.And the bushiest mustaches you’ve ever seen.We watched the 1993 American Western - Tombstone.So pour yourself a movie-sized sarsaparilla.And mix a few huckleberries into your popcorn.Because we’re the law around these parts and we sentence you to 80 minutes of podcast. 

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A complicated billionaire.A beautiful doctor.And a machine that drinks your brain!We watched the 1995 American superhero film - Batman Forever.So instruct your movie butler to begin popping the corn.And descend into your subterranean movie-watching command center.Because the riddle is when does the show start, and the answer is right now!

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.A beautiful burglarA sexy scientistAnd every wig in the Paramount wig vaultWe watched the 1997 American action thriller - The SaintSo pick the lock on your movie-watching snack-cageAnd click the special button on your remote that says “enhance”Because we’re just normal citizens... Nothing to see here...Just kidding. We tricked you. We’re like The Saint but for podcasts.