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The Santa Clause 3: A Modern Classic

KP Parker and Jacquis Neal swap bedtime confessions and movie memories.


What You'll Hear:

Snore Patrol: The hosts debate whether snoring is secretly soothing — and if grandpa’s house sounds should be the next Hatch sleep track.

Sheet Dreams: KP admits it’s time for new bedding, while Jacquis makes a case for the humble top sheet (and the two-blanket lifestyle).

Do You Remember?: A cozy recap of The Santa Clause 3, complete with Martin Short’s icy mischief, snow globe loopholes, and holiday nostalgia.


CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy greetings & snore talk

02:00 Sheet chat & sleep setup

04:00 “Do You Remember?” — The Santa Clause 3 retelling

16:40 Winding down to dreamland

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