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Is Garlic Self-Cleaning? Plus Curling Trivia w/ Jo Firestone
Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg welcome comedian Jo Firestone for bedtime tangents, missed audiobooks, and a truly puzzling new word.
What You’ll Hear
Falling Asleep Mid-Plot: Jo shares her audiobook routine, including the joys of missing huge chunks of a very juicy mystery and simply accepting she may never know who did it.
The Anti-Grombolio Theory: A deep, gentle spiral into whether garlic, ovens, hair, and noses might all be self-cleaning—and what to call that, exactly.
Curling Trivia at Bedtime: A surprisingly demoralizing pub quiz about curling, complete with wild guesses, wrong answers, and one very wholesome tradition.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro & welcome
00:42 Joe Firestone’s sleep routine
02:10 Falling asleep to audiobooks
03:29 Hatch Classics revelation
04:48 Garlic presses & self-cleaning foods
07:14 The birth of anti-grombolio
09:20 A very niche Connections category
14:00 Curling trivia begins
19:59 Broom stacking explained
20:22 Joe’s audiobook plug & goodnights
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