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Ever Seen Anyone Look Cool With a Backpack?

Matt Bragg and KP Parker share some questionable business ideas — and one that might actually work.


What You’ll Hear:

Paint Gutter Panic: KP unveils her latest invention, a wall-painting “system” that involves pouring entire gallons of paint down your walls.

Oil Jello & Other Mistakes: From recycling hacks to olive oil Jell-O shots, the duo somehow stumbles onto a million-dollar idea.

The Back Jack Revolution: Matt pitches the “Back Jack” — a stylish overcoat that doubles as a backpack. Security, convenience, and Inspector Gadget energy, all in one.


CHAPTERS

00:00 Welcome & hometown Dunkin’

01:30 Matt’s sketchy gig in London

03:30 Entering the Dragon’s Den

06:00 KP’s paint gutter concept

08:00 Engineering “improvements”

10:00 Paint subscriptions & leftover woes

13:00 Olive oil Jell-O shots

14:30 Matt’s big pitch: the Back Jack

17:00 Style, storage & safety

19:00 The accidental bath mat spin-off

21:00 Festival wear & future plans

22:15 Sleepy investments & sign-offs

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