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Dollywood or Bust!
Kristen Meinzer and Jacquis Neal plan a dream theme park getaway.
What You'll Hear:
Pets vs. Pillow Space: Kristen confesses to being pet-free, while Jacquis lays down his law—love the animals, but not in his bed.
Destination Dollywood: From Disney parks to Six Flags, Jacquis has done it all—but his dream vacation leads straight to Dolly Parton’s Smoky Mountain wonderland.
Rides, Rhinestones & Rest: The two imagine rollercoasters, log cabins, sequined jackets, and Dolly tunes on repeat—all before turning in for a well-earned sleep.
CHAPTERS
00:00 Pet priorities
02:40 Dream vacation: theme parks
05:30 Jacquis’s dream destination revealed
06:45 Kristen’s Dollywood honeymoon stories
10:00 The Dollywood difference
13:00 Planning the perfect stay
16:15 Theme park fashion and Dolly merch
20:00 Getting there: fly or drive?
22:05 Winding down in dreamland
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