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It Started With A Fake Tattoo Sleeve

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Josh Gondelman talks with Caller Brian about his eight-year tradition of full-sleeve fake tattoo birthday parties, the glitter koi fish that started it all, and the real ink it eventually inspired.

What You'll Hear:

Full Sleeve Party Favors: Caller Brian explains how a whim purchase of fake tattoo sleeves turned into an annual birthday ritual.

From Fake Ink To Real Ink: The gateway drug effect is real, apparently. Brian's friend went from zero tattoos to two full sleeves, and Brian himself is now up to sixteen.

The Podcast Tattooed On His Arm: Brian shares the story behind his All Fantasy Everything tattoo, and how it connected him to the comedians who inspired it.

CHAPTERS:
00:00 Party themes and flourishes
01:38 Welcome, Caller Brian!
03:24 Eight years of this birthday tradition
08:12 From fake ink to real tattoos
11:55 The All Fantasy Everything tattoo
21:06 Goodnights

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