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Career Advice From A Funeral Director/Ice Cream Man

Matt Bragg talks with caller Daphne about brainstorming career pivots, the wisdom of a funeral director who moonlights selling ice cream, and whether an Alaskan cruise can cure an existential spiral.

What You'll Hear:

Twenty-Five Minutes on a Folk Festival Stage: Matt recounts bombing in front of eight thousand folk fans, and how badly a gig has to go before you start Googling new careers.

From Research to Journalism to Existential Question Marks: Daphne walks through her winding career path and the itch to trade it all in for a quiet life in Vermont.

The Ice Cream Man Who Also Runs Funerals: Matt shares the story of a friend who found the perfect antidote to a heavy job, and Daphne wonders if it's the secret to everything.

CHAPTERS:
00:00 Twenty-five minutes on a folk festival stage
02:51 Welcome, caller Daphne!
10:00 Letting your hair down after producing
12:01 The funeral director who sells ice cream
13:44 An Alaska cruise for the existential soul
21:09 Good night to Bird

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